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Press 1 to hear Hillary cry.
Press 2 to hear Hillary do victim.
Press 3 to hear Hillary be convinced Obama is a professed Christian as far as she knows.
Press 4 to hear Hillary being proud to be on the same stage as Obama.
Press 5 to hear Hillary defend her vote for the war in Iraq.
Press 6 to hear Hillary be ready on day 1.
Press 7 to hear Hillary on right-wing conspiracy.
Press 8 to hear Hillary defend Mark Penn and Terry Mcauliffe.
Press 9 to be switched to Muzak.
Press 0 to hear Hillary thank Ralph Nader.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Random Excess Memory
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oh boy. Just as I start reading this, I'm tuning into the "Are you a Muslim" rumors in Ohio and feel quite sick to my stomach.
Catch you later.
Right now I'm looking for the keypad to press B for Baraka (commonly translated as "good luck" but also known in Sufi circles as "breath of life")
Go, States, Go.
Nicely woven, Shelly.
There's a plate for you over in the country. :)
Aw, phooey. Just checked Google News before stumbling out on the driveway in search of the local paper, and it looks like it'll be 3:00 a.m. for a while yet.
Must check some additional sources.
!@#$%^&!
Press # to see Hillary strategically morph into a funny, warm, relaxed, endearing human being with a great sense of humor by appearing both on Saturday Night Live and The Daily Show. Has her tight-ass, vicious Doppelganger been campaigning all this time?
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