Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Random Excess Memory

Hi, you've reached the Hillary Clinton blog center.

Press 1 to hear Hillary cry.

Press 2 to hear Hillary do victim.

Press 3 to hear Hillary be convinced Obama is a professed Christian as far as she knows.

Press 4 to hear Hillary being proud to be on the same stage as Obama.

Press 5 to hear Hillary defend her vote for the war in Iraq.

Press 6 to hear Hillary be ready on day 1.

Press 7 to hear Hillary on right-wing conspiracy.

Press 8 to hear Hillary defend Mark Penn and Terry Mcauliffe.

Press 9 to be switched to Muzak.

Press 0 to hear Hillary thank Ralph Nader.


R.L. Bourges said...

oh boy. Just as I start reading this, I'm tuning into the "Are you a Muslim" rumors in Ohio and feel quite sick to my stomach.
Catch you later.
Right now I'm looking for the keypad to press B for Baraka (commonly translated as "good luck" but also known in Sufi circles as "breath of life")
Go, States, Go.

John Eaton said...

Nicely woven, Shelly.

There's a plate for you over in the country. :)

Lori Witzel said...

Aw, phooey. Just checked Google News before stumbling out on the driveway in search of the local paper, and it looks like it'll be 3:00 a.m. for a while yet.

Must check some additional sources.

x said...

Press # to see Hillary strategically morph into a funny, warm, relaxed, endearing human being with a great sense of humor by appearing both on Saturday Night Live and The Daily Show. Has her tight-ass, vicious Doppelganger been campaigning all this time?