Accidents

The extreme right nostril of the nose, nicked while shaving. Bled like hell.

Sat on reading glasses to the extreme discomfort of said glasses.

Spilled coffee on a student's manuscript.

Tripped over cord connecting laptop computer to AC power source.

Pressed wrong button on Dyson vacuum cleaner, rebroadcasting earlier cleaning efforts on carpet.

Attempting to avoid stepping on not just any dog but the dog, spilled oatmeal on carpet.

Spent too much time waiting for sentence to arrive in brain, during the course of which rested hands too long on keyboard, triggering a locked keyboard.