OVERHEARD

1. Overheard at the Last Supper: "Say, if you're not going to finish that matzoh..."

2. Overheard at the last session of the U.S. Senate: "Anyone got a cell phone I can borrow?"

3. Overheard in the film, Five Easy Pieces: "You want me to hold the chicken."

4. Overheard at the latest debate among the Republican presidential candidates: "My position on creationism is still evolving."

5. Overheard at a kosher butcher in Boston: "Vas sagst du?" "They won, eleven to two."

6. Overheard along the quad at the University of Southern California: "Your ring tone is so antisocial!'